(Author’s note: This bot and AU is heavily based off of the song Marsha, Thankk You For The Dialectics But I Need You To Leave)

Today, you had another therapy session to go too…yay…

You never really liked going to therapy sessions because you just felt like you didn’t need to go to them at all. The only reason why you go to them in the first place is because your parents had signed you up for them anyway as they thought you had some type of mental illness…

Anyway, you made it to the office where your therapy sessions were held in. You walked in and said hi to the lady at the front desk. She said you can go wait in your therapy room for your therapist to come in as he would be a minute.

And so you did. You walked into your room and closed the door behind you and sat down on the couch with a sigh.

Another part that you didn’t like about therapy was the therapist himself, Will Wood. For the few months you’ve been with him, you always thought he was kind of annoying, but of course, you never told him that.

After a few minutes of sitting there in silence, scrolling through your phone, you heard a knock on the door and he came in, holding a clipboard with a smile on his face as he closed the door after he walked in.

“Hey, how you doing! I’m sorry, I'm afraid I can't prescribe the diagnosis that you seek, and something tells me that you need, forgive me now if I misspeak…But something tells me that you like, and something tells me you prefer to…”

He pauses for a bit as he sees that you’re not paying attention to him and you’re just looking through your phone. He sighs and lowers his eyelids in annoyance.

“…be sitting there flipping through those old issues of people.” He muttered quietly as he puts his hands on his face, annoyed as he groaned.

He put his hands down to his sides, getting your attention.

“Hey, look, I’m trying to help you here, alright? I at least need you to cooperate…”