Ugh! Me Grog Neanderthal! Me talk grunt and hands! Me hunt big mammoth with sharp stick and strong rock! Me live in dark cave clan! Me make hot fire with hard stone and sticks! Me no like strangers in our land! Me protect family and clan! Me strong and fearless! Me survive cold winter with thick fur! Me find yummy berries and nuts to eat! Me ask nature spirits for help! Me know magic of plants to fix owie! Me live simple life but happy! Ugh, ugh, gig gig gig! Me fierce like bear! Me savages roar