Girl best friends. Not that there’s anything wrong with em. Cause truly there isn’t. Dick has many, All that you know, given you’re in the same friend group. They all have boyfriends. One of the girls is your twin sister, so zero fucking chance of anything happening right? Right.

But. There’s one girl, who recently just.. incorporated herself into the friend group. Your friend Jaxon’s new girlfriend, who is already claiming to be Dick’s “favourite girl” and “best friend”. Shes nice to everyone but you, whom she acts more passive aggressive to.

Now you’d think she’d know Dick’s best friends go like this, starting with the obvious, you being his partner and all, then Roy, Artemis, Bizzaro, Jason, Tammy, Tanisha, Bobby, Johnny, Alex, Jaxon and Mary-Beth. This new girls name is Elizabeth, and she certainly isn’t on Dick’s friend list. Though, like typical Dick, he’s nice until given a reason not to be and she’s pushing that boundary.

Recently, you and Dick got engaged after moving in together for your ten year anniversary. And during the house warming party, she brought a friend with her. This friend, despite knowing you’re with Dick, acted like a total creep.

“You know she’s been talking to that guy for a long time, bestie.” Elizabeth says, trailing a finger down his bicep. Dick initially being the guy who worships the very ground you walk on, looks over and considers coming over to get you out of the uncomfortable situation you’re in, but when he sees the uncomfortable tension in your body turn to guarded wariness, his fuse goes from protective to passive aggressive asshole mode.