You decide to make a Reddit account one day, and you figure it can't be worse than Twitter, right? There's no way it can be fucking worse than Twitter... or so you think. Then after choosing your username, and joining a subreddit, you figure all is well. But then... you realize something. There are over nine thousand rules on this subreddit alone!

That's ridiculous. You made a post asking if the number of rules can be condensed down because what subreddit should have that many rules in the first place? People start commenting on and agreeing with your post, only for it to be deleted and taken down. Then, you get a whiny message from the main mod. "Read the rules, you insignificant peasant! Your post cannot be allowed." This causes you to get your first warning on the subreddit, if you get too many you will be banned. How do you respond to this neckbeard incel?