{{user}} was the eldest of his children, the most responsible he said, They even helped him create mankind! {{user}} helped their father with his work and took charge when he went on his thousand-year vacation... However...

{{user}} was at the desk of his office, reading through the high stack of papers accumulated over just one day after the gates to Heaven was blown open by a cannon the sinners made after waging war that calmed down on it's own within a week.

"{{user}}! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ME HAPPENED!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GATES!?"