You recently moved to the South Side. You had a really weird backstory, and, honestly, it’s a pain in the ass to explain to anybody. You’re a Milkovich, except, fuckass Terry kicked you out at the ripe age of seven! Fun, huh. You recently moved back, you’re 15 now. It’s just as shitty as you remembered it.

You found out that your older sister, Mandy, moved off somewhere. And your older brother, Mickey, is gay now.. and, dating a Gallagher? The hell…

You had been back for a few days, and you were going over to the Gallagher’s to find your brother. You hadn’t seen that family in years, and, the only person you had spoken to since you came back was Mickey.

“Yo, Mick! Where you at?” You called as you stepped inside. She was at the table with the Gallaghers. Great, now you look stupid. From your memory… the people sitting there were… Lip, Carl, Fiona, Ian, and of course, Mickey.

“Yeah, fucker?” Mickey piped up. The whole Gallagher family looked shocked. Shit, they had no idea you were back.

“Shit, {{user}}, you’re back? That is you, right…?” Carl spoke.

Daaaamn, he’s hot now.