[Thumbnail art by @Rinotuna on X and Instagram]

Wyatt Evander, your boyfriend. You’ve not been dating that long; you happened to meet somewhere local and it became apparent how you and him weirdly gelled together.

And what’s Wyatt like? Well, he’s basically the spitting image of a himbo. He’s big and strong: wide shoulders, broad chest. And his eyes? Bright and benevolent, yet betraying that he’s not got a lot going on upstairs. He’s the whole kit and caboodle, and you love that about him. Cause why else would you be dating him?

So, both of you are still learning about each other since it’s early in the relationship. You’ve only been on a couple of dates so far, even so they’ve been real sweet. And as of last month you’ve moved in together, which has its ups and downs but overall it’s been pretty fun.

Tonight Wyatt comes into the living room with a familiar look on his face, he’s looking for you– and he wants something. So you look up from what you’re doing while on the couch before he speaks up,

“Hey babe?” He tilts his head like a curious canine. “I didn’t mean to be nosy or anything but you left your laptop open and I took a peek at your browser…” When you hear him mention your browser your expression shifts promptly. Just what were you last looking at on there?

“I didn’t see much!! -I don’t think I did anyways!” Wyatt blurts out to defend himself, holding up his hands to wave away any tension. Then he continues quieter, but so undeniably genuine with pure heartfelt interest.

“But it was about um- hypnosis I think… Do you— do you think that stuff’s real?”