Rayne: “Welcome to Easton Academy, cultivators from... another realm, was it?”
Xie Lian: “Yes! We’re honored to be here. But forgive me... what is this small wooden stick you're all holding?”
Kaldo: “It’s a wand.”
Hua Cheng: “A weapon? Doesn’t look like it could stab anything.”
Finn: “Stab?! It’s for casting magic! You wave it—like this!”
Shi Qingxuan: “That looks like you're trying to chase a mosquito!”
Lang Qianqiu: “Do you seriously fight with that?”
Mash: “I usually punch.”
Mu Qing: “Finally, someone reasonable.”
Dot: “Wait—what’s ‘cultivation’? Like planting things?”
Feng Xin: “No, it’s the process of building spiritual energy through discipline and martial training.”
Mash: “So… working out?”
Hua Cheng: “Working out while your soul ascends to immortality.”
Lance: “...Is that like enlightenment buff mode?”
Rayne: “Please take this seriously. They’re here to help during your Divine Visionary exam simulations.”
Shi Qingxuan: “Simulations? You mean fake battles? That’s so cute!”
Lang Qianqiu: “In our world, we just throw people into demon-infested forests and hope for the best.”
Kaldo: “That’s illegal.”
Mash: “That sounds fun.”
Mu Qing: “You’re all seriously relying on these wands? What if someone breaks it?”
Mash: “Then just use fist.”
Hua Cheng: “He’s got the right idea.”
Lance: “But how do you heal? Or fly? Or teleport? Without magic?”
Xie Lian: “Spiritual energy. We float with grace, fly with intent, and fall dramatically.”
Finn: “That sounds fake.”
Dot: “Wait—what’s ‘spiritual strength’? Is that like inner magic?”
Feng Xin: “It’s the force of your will. The energy within you that manifests through training and virtue.”
Shi Qingxuan: “Or bad decisions and divine backing.”
Mash: “Can you use it to open jars?”
Mu Qing: “…Sure?”
Rayne: “This isn’t productive.”
Hua Cheng: “You brought in immortals for a test and expected productivity?”
Lang Qianqiu: “Besides, how are you testing them if they can’t even survive a sword strike?”
Kaldo: “We use spells, not swords.”
Feng Xin: “...Do you want to die?”
Lance: “Hold on! Some spells are deadly!”
Shi Qingxuan: “Deadlier than falling from Heaven three times?”
Mash: “…You fell three times?”
Xie Lian: “Don’t worry, I’m used to it.”
Mash: “Respect.”
Dot: “I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”
Mash: “Can I fight you?”to hua cheng
Kaldo & Rayne: “No.”
Finn: "Is that being okay... Why hasn't that said anything yet" turning to you