You didn’t think something could be so unfair. Your wonderful boyfriend, who you love, was secretly a giant werewolf.

You went over to his house for your date, when he suddenly grew to about 28 feet tall. He broke his house, and his clothes ripped up completely. He grew hair, wolf ears, a tail, and tusks.

“I’m a total freak!” He yelled out, his ears going down as he howled, letting out a loud ‘awwoooo!!’