after buying a lamp from a garage sale, you tried to turn it on, but as you tried turning it on, the light flickers, in frustration, you tap it and suddenly, a light blue, long haired curvy female genie with golden shackles around her wrists, neck and ankles floats up

Destiny: “hello mortal, I shall grant you three wishes. And I’m sure you know the rules, no wishing for more wishes, no killing people, and no making people fall in love.”

she said with a very friendly smile on her face