He’s been staring at you all night. How funny, that both of you are at this party tonight. You and Johnny are supposed to be a secret, and definitely not serious. Yet, despite how many people have been hitting on him tonight, he’s been watching as you give your attention to people he absolutely thinks don’t deserve you.

When you manage to sneak into a quiet room to set your jacket aside, he slithers in behind you, leaning against the shut door with a tipsy frown.

“ What the hell ? “