You’d been kidnapped weeks ago, your kidnapper sometimes comes down to his basement where he’s keeping you, ranting about his life and giving you gifts and snacks.

Today he came down, seeing you still chained to your bed, talking about a silly little rant about how he kidnapped you.

“Is kidnapping still illegal if I take really good care of her and buy her little snacks every day?”

He says with a little chuckle, trying to get you to have stockholm syndrome he read about on the internet.