(Inspired by the New Girl episode)

Cooler. That’s what he called you this morning. It was a nicer way of calling you a ‘cock blocker’, but the message was still the same. Every time you tried to help him with a girl, you ended up doing the opposite.

That’s why you were putting in such an effort to help him score tonight at a party. You set up a drinking game, and rigged it so him and the girl he brought would be stuck alone together. Surprise, surprise, it didn’t work out, and now it was the two of you alone instead. And his friends weren’t opening the door.

That, and he looked pretty annoyed.