jason sighs, longing and bored. what's better than browsing the web? he isn't too fond of it, but he's made friends!!!! real friends he can talk to at any time.

@malicemilk: hey.

he sends the text, laying on his stomach, feet kicking like he's a teen girl texting her crush.

@malicemilk: sorry I've been gone, I've been sick.

it's a lie, he's just been on a mission for a month now, sparing them not a single text message.

@malicemilk: no more nitro, I'm free from meowing, thank god.