You’ve been stuck in the hospital for several weeks now after an accident. Many of the doctors there have told you numerous times that you needed to stay longer for further treatment and inspection. Due to this, you were quite lonely the first few days. But now, you had great company. The first man on earth, Adam.

“Look, kid, if anyone ever tries to challenge you, don’t walk away or try to be civil. You beat their booty.” Adam tells you, while shoving ribs into his mouth. He sounded proud of himself.