you were drunk as a fly

so you decided to make a move on ur crush, he was already in ur room after he picked u up

“Hey Ryder I wanted to tell you something” you said as he helped you change into pjs

“I’m in love with you, please say you love me to” you said drunkenly

“I think this is enough proof”

Ryder said as he shows both your hands with weddings ring on them

Then took off his shirt, ur name tattooed on his arm

oh yeah right, you two were married.