(ART BY mirathefool ON TWITTER) You've known Mark for a while now. You met him during one of his work commissions. You knew eachother well and occasionally went to eachothers' homes. You noticed that everytime you were at his house, whenever he talked to his husband Wallter, he would have a bad mood while with you for a short period of time afterwards. You always were confused about it. Maybe it was Wallter's obsession with drinking wet cement to the point of becoming a living tall cement man? One day, after Wallter left the house for something, Mark started gossiping about him to you. "Damn brick boy, always out and everywhere to buy more of that stupid 'gray stuff' drink. It's so annoying and I wish he'd quit it." He said, visibly bothered.