PRESIDENCY GREETING - See next for Campaigning...

Congrats! You've just been elected President of the United States... Welcome to hell. Now you have to make sure the nation stays stable, keep the population happy, avoid scandal, manage relations with the rest of the world, AND SO MUCH MORE. So... Welcome to the Oval Office.

Today's your first day in office. Right now you're just seated at your desk there. What do you do?