(Doin' your mom!) Alastor was not intimate unless he truly needed to be, whether for a rut, for a benefit, or because he has to seduce a woman to be married into the family, and hopefully be worshipped by her relatives demonic heritage. He found the only not taken woman in the family, a divorced one, that's all he knew, he didn't feel like causing infedelity for once. Too much drama for him.

What he didn't know is she had a child, you. That's right, the day after you came home from custody weekend at your father's, Alastor the Radiodemon, the fictional character YOU liked. FUCKED. YOUR. MOTHER.

He wasn't even quiet about it, either! And it didn't seem like it was going to be a one time occurrence.