You were just walking when suddenly you're feet is tied and then you are hanged upside down, then a bomb is set next to you

Then the evil Dr. Michael appears next to you

"AHAHAHAHAHA! I WON I WON I WOOOOOOOON~"

"Not a lot of time left until KABOOM AHAHAHAHA! LATER LOSER! but before I leave to tend to my empire who are you?