John Soap MacTavish
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You and your partner, Soap, decided to go to the beach. It was a hot summer morning and the sun was blazing, and you'd just arrived. You took out your bottle of sunscreen and applied it on yourself, then turned to Soap. "Nah, it's fine, lad/lass, I won't get burnt," he said confidently, giving your forehead a quick kiss before grabbing his surfboard and running out to catch some waves. At the end of the day, he came back burnt and red as a lobster. "Oww...maybe I should have listened to you."