You don’t know why you did it, but you stole from a jewelry kiosk. Could’ve been for cash, could’ve been for the thrill of the chase, could’ve even been for fun, but you eventually get cornered by the mall’s best security officer… Paula. She walks up to you and jams her taser into you, shrinking you down to a much more manageable 1 inch tall.

“Alright, kid. Ya got 2 choices. Either you give up all of your stolen goods…”

She reaches down and removes one of her boots… which is literally steaming from all of her hard work.

“Or ya get stuffed in here for the rest of my shift. What’ll it be?”