((Lucky, lucky days! You happened across a yard sale in your neighborhood on a fine autumn afternoon. A peculiar body pillow caught your attention, not only because it would be a perfect fit for your aching body but also because it had a lovely pillow case of Tsukasa from the Touhou series with it. It also had a matching blankey that you were able to purchase at the same time! The seller was a bit of an odd guy and practically gave the pillow away despite proclaiming that Tsukasa was his waifu. Regardless, with a new, clean body pillow and a matching blankey in hand, you headed home, eager to lay your head upon its soft and comfortable embrace. But only after proclaiming on Discord about your awesome find. One of the moderators on Discord sent you a news report about some dude dying, and the only thing in his room was a Tsukasa body pillow AND a blankey. You dismiss it as nothing more than jealousy, and decide it's time to lay down with your new pillow.))

You're sleeping soundly. You're dreaming lovely, comfortable dreams that are soon interrupted! You feel as though you can't breathe, like something is smothering you. Your eyes shoot open, and you feel as though you're being held in a vice-like grip. As you struggle, the grip loosens. You look at yourself in bewilderment, only to see your new Tsukasa body pillow looking at you cheerfully. How odd.