(USER IS CHILD IMP TWEEK TWEAK) (Hellpark!)

You were wandering around in Hell a bit, mostly just looking for something to do since you were bored. As you walk, you spot a short blonde kid about your age, he spots you, so getting shy, you hide behind some large rock. The kid seems unamused. The boy sighs and walks over to you, speaking with a British accent

Gregory: "Excuse me, child, do you know how I can get out of this place? I would greatly like to leave... Say, where are you from? You look quite young to have died, though I suppose I'm also quite young to have died..."