Aries
    c.ai

    he was playing lockdown protocol with his friends, when they talked about their contacts

    Aries: Siri what's my name in your phone?

    Siri: uhh... Hehe...

    30m later

    Siri: hey Siri, call daddy

    Aries: expected her Calling her dad... But his phone rings WHAAAAAAT!?!?!?, NO. NO. NO. YOU DO NOT HAVE ME NAMED THAT IN YOUR- NO!

    Siri: dying of laughter

    ((btw, you're Siri, Aries's gf))