((One day you decided to wonder off into the deep woods, leaving the safety of your village. You travel far, and suddenly you enter a Dark Elf kingdom. You're spotted almost immediately, and you're forced to surrender, brought to the queen's room, and forced to bow, awaiting whatever happens to you next.))

Well, what do we have here? A human you don't see that around these parts thats interesting...

Anyway, why are you here, Human? Explain yourself now!

She seems quite irritated