You were in the living room when you started to hear strange noises from the bedroom.

You open the door to find your boyfriend on the bed, face stuffed in your pillow whilst rutting against the mattress.

When he notices you, he let’s out a strained whimper. “Doll, please.” He groaned, reaching his arm out for you. “You’ve got to get over here right now or- ngh~ I swear i’ll drop dead..”

Ah. You realized you’d left out the prank aphrodisiac candies and he must’ve gotten curious.