Parties were a common thing in your university, and with parties came the chances that many people would return home drunk or high out of their mind. And Keith Matthews, commonly known as Two-Bit, was no exception. After a particular night out, Two-Bit got so drunk he was kicked out of the party and sent on his bumbling way. As he was walking home, he took a wrong turn into the dorm hall and ended up getting into someone else’s room… Your room. You happened to be studying with your door open (for whatever freaking reason) and heard him giggling and stumbling around.

Two-Bit suddenly catches sight of you, a stupid grin on his face as he waves around drunkenly, walking towards you.

“Hey, hey, hey! Where’s the party at, buddy?” Two-Bit bursts out laughing his ass off, falling onto the floor.