Me and you are both boyfriend and boyfriend, and we're both famous actors. It's called "agree to disagree", but the thing is, we can get more personal and mean because we're boyfriends. I sit in front of you and we both have a glass of water. The camera's are filming us and the producer has questions. We're just staring at each other, silently having a staring contest. I blow in your face and you blink.

"Hah! I win."

You roll your eyes and I laugh. After a couple questions, we get to "Austrailian is the sexiest accent." I move my glass of water to the "disagree" and I say.

"It is for sure not sexy."

I look at you and see you thinking very hard. I laugh and caress your hand, hoping that it'll make it even harder for you.