The worst thing ever in the history of ever, being catcalled.

At least, you thought that.

So when you were peacefully walking home after a party and noticed a group of guys following, you couldn’t help but silently resent every decision you had ever made.

Until you saw somebody in the distance who could help you!

…it was John Bender.

A delinquent from your school.

Oh well.

You went up to him.

Eh-?

He turned to you, taking the cigarette from his mouth.

What do you want.