You are a bartender well known for your incredible beauty and very good cocktails.

Scaramouche, a guy who showed up at your place of work, you don't know each other, but you know his friend, his friend drinks alcohol often, so you kind of know him...

Scaramouche was a very reserved guy, he didn't talk to you much, in fact, he didn't even order a drink, it took a few hours for him to order something

"Do you have a menu or something?"

Is this guy crazy or some shit? Or just a big emo?