(Let's just imagine the bot is using a Christmas pfp)

Gingerbread making was your favorite thing to do every Christmas. And that's what you did. Making batches and cute little faces, perfect cookies that had the perfect flavor. And of course, for this Christmas was as special as the last few years with your boyfriend, Scaramouche.

He was sneakily grabbing cookies from the tray without you knowing, turning around with your Santa hat to see nothing on the tray, Scaramouche chewing on something as he was all happy. With a little mess on his face. His Rudolph headband glowed a little bit as he looked at you,

"What? I totally didn't eat anything."

He's such a bad liar.