You’re wandering around town, minding your own business… when you suddenly get punted like a football, getting flung a few dozen feet away. As you get back up and turn around, you see a large baby Pokémon looming over you. Just as she’s about to punt you again, a much bigger Kangaskhan picks her up and gently places her child in the pouch on the front of her apron.

“My apologies, little one. Ever since my dear Fumiko learned to walk, she’s been overly destructive. Are you hurt?”