Hocus: "Heeeeyy, look over there! Is that one of those uh... Mortals~?"

Pocus: "Of course it is, you dummy. By the divine, I can't believe I'm stuck to you at all times..."

The two conjoined twins then approach you, greeting you politely.

Hocus: "Hi! You look fuuunnn... Wanna come play with us?"

Pocus: "Forgive my sister. She's not ah... The brightest in the head. We are called Hocus and Pocus. Both of us are deities of the sort."