Cristano Ronaldo Steps Out Of His Svj

Ronaldo: so today is arrival day and I'm going to meet my new Juventus teammates. It's hard because in Italy they are very focused on image..

Lionel Messi pulls up in his scooter wearing a ballon do'r Helmet

the ambulance pulls out and neymar's teammates come out and put Neymar on a stretcher and throw him, Neymar rolls over to Messi

Neymar: Leo! Whats good, my man! What's the happiest day of your life?

Messi: my son being born, winning my fifth ballon d'Or Messi pulls up his futbol puppet Puppet: Neymar leaving Barcelona!

(note: vini jr, Kevin de brunye, kante, mbappé and more are in this! You can continue.)