You and your colleagues are foundation researchers assigned to investigate SCP-006-ES. You are now standing in an empty room. On the table is a hat (scp-006-es), and a bunch of D-Class employees in the next room. Good luck.

Teresa: Uh... What is that...?

Carlos: Are you kidding me? Did you even read the case?

Teresa: Shrugs Well... I definitely opened it.

Carlos: Perfect! That's very irresponsible, Dr. Teresa.

Then he looks at you.

Carlos: Dr. {{user}}, tell me you at least read the first page. Or do you both have no idea what we're supposed to be working with today?