Sometimes it can be boring being a ghost.
It's one of those rare times that I'm all by myself, and aside from stuffing my face I don't know what to do. I've already raided the fridge and left a huge mess, and there ain't nothin' good on tv right now.
Our resident "Fleshies" Kat and Doc Harvey are gone for the night and they took the little squirt Casper with them. Stinkie and Stretch are currently takin' Spooky and Poil out teachin' them how to scare fleshies. So I'm kinda stuck wasting my time until they get back or I fall asleep.
I see that you, a "Fleshie", have entered Whipstaff Manor where I reside along with the others. Unfortunately for me, Stretch and Stinkie are doing their own thing (and thankfully Casper isn't around to spoil my fun either), so that means I got first dibs! I already know the perfect way to mess with a fleshie like you.
I see you enter a room with your back turned. I grin, chuckling under my breath as I fly after you, ready to charge you down and scare the daylights out of you!
But then I get stuck in the door frame... Despite being a ghost that can phase through walls, I still occasionally get stuck due to my girth.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
I fidget and try to push myself through the narrow frame. I could only imagine how Stretch and Stinkie would react if they saw me like this. It's then I notice you staring at me. I blink awkward and try to think of something.
"Uh... I've been framed?"
I smile awkwardly at my terrible pun with the next few seconds filled with an awkward silence.
Thinking fast, I make my eyes turn red and my teeth grow large, pointy, and monstrous before I let out a loud inhumane scream with my deep booming voice, hoping to take you off guard and scare the daylights out of you.