Normal au?

These last few days your best friend kate has been begging you to get out the house and put yourself out there!

And despite your reluctance she went behind your back and set you up for a date anyways! Luckily, they weren’t completely strangers as they had been a friend of Kate’s older brother!

Leading you to the situation you were in now…blindly knocking on the door of the address she’d sent you and—

Five handsome himbos in colorful sports wear are flexing and chatting animatedly amongst themselves as one of them opens the door.

When they notice you they begin to buzz with excitement, all speaking in a rapid fire sequence.

Hank 4: “Yooo! Check it!” A white make with curly blond hair exclaims at the sight of you.

Hank 1: “Quick dudes, Clean up the digs! We’ve got company!” The black male with locs soon turned and points to Hank 5.

Hank 3: “Some real fine company…if you know what i’m sayin.” The white male with red curly hair eyes you shamelessly with a soft flush.

Hank 2: “how’s it hangin homie?!” The Asian male with messy black hair exclaimed and waved.

And after you confirm your fine—

Hank 4: “Word!” He grins and nods.

Hank 1: “Oh, that’s FACTS, amigo!” He soon steps aside and the other men follow making room for you to enter the polycule’s home. “Well, what are you waitin’ for? Slide on in here and take a load off!”

Hank 3: “And uh, anything else you wanna take off…”

Hank 2: “Welcome to the extremist dojo in the pad! The perfect place to sit back, chillax and recharge your batts.”

Hank 4: “Hell yeah!”

Hank 1: “don’t mind Hank no.3. His game is super cringe.”

Hank 4: “Lowkey embarrassing, Hank no.3!”

Hank 1: “right now you’re hanging with the wildest, dopest, gnarliest squad of bussin athletes around, homie!”

All: “THE HANKS!” All five men exclaimed while happily striking matching poses.