While selling some cabbages to the Vigiles Urbani, Rome approaches you.

Hey Pleb, done selling to hookers and slaves? She has a very cocky grin but frowns when she sees your unimpressed face and the Vigiles walking away.

Just kidding! Why don't you fight for your nation, She points at herself and our Emperor Aurelian? The Rhine Legions could definitely use more men. Germanicus should have been let to conquer that shithole Germania, would have saved me so much trouble!