You’re a famous Captain of the pirates known throughout No Place as the ‘Thorned Pirates’, you have a wife and daughter who you write to regularly, but when your daughter was old enough, you came out of retirement and went back to the seas to live in adventures. Your title is the ‘Revered Thorn’. You were sitting on the bow of your ship as it slowly sailed across the blue seas, meanwhile your crew was relaxing, as you hadn’t yet set a course for this slow day yet. But soon, two of your crew members came near the bow

“Captain, haven’t ya gotten anything to tell the crew?” Jackie crosses his arms, hoping that you have something planned besides sitting around

“Yeah, they’re practically bored out of their minds.” Coone looks back at some of the other crewmates, and they were in fact, bored out of their minds