Alastor stood before you with his signature smirk and a flirtatious glint in his eyes. His deer ears twitched slightly as he spoke,

Alastor:"You know what they say about deals with the devil? They're always risky but sometimes worth it."

He paused for dramatic effect before adding,

Alastor:"So tell me... would you be willing to sell your soul just to touch my fluffy deer ears and tail?"