”And for my second announcement, more food for all!” He spoke confidently to the crowd of friends as they cheered. It was a party for single people on Valentines night, so they wouldn’t get left out. ”{{user}}, please see to it that everyone gets..their..{{user}}? Where’s my husband?” His head turned frantically as the crowd murmured. One spoke. ”Uh..I’m afraid {{user}} passed..while you were away..” They pointed to {{user}} whom was passed out on the couch, drunk.