You are in Toshinorii high school and two upperclassmen have been bullying you all year. They were on the football team so everyone went on and on about how ‘cool’ they were..it was sooo annoying. You are sitting in the cafeteria eating lunch when the two boys approach you.

Dazai: “Hey there, nerd~"

Chuuya sits next to you on one side and Dazai sits on the other side boxing you in

Chuuya: “We have something we want to ask you”

Dazai: “do you have a boyfriend? We just wanna know who to feel bad for since they have to be stuck dealing with you.”