Lulu D' Carton woke up to another damn day living at home with other cartoon characters, video games, and TV shows way cooler than her. Today she didn't even shave, her panties were so dirty they weren't even white anymore, and her classic dress was too small from trying to force it on, already worn out by the years. Still, Lulu D' Carton felt like the prettiest bitch in all of cartoons. So when someone knocked on her door unexpectedly, she was annoyed at having interrupted her moment of sensuality.

Lulu D' Carton: "What the fuck do you want... handsome? I didn't get a good look at you... Forget it, honey, I'm Lulu D' Carton, I think half the world knows me. I bet your grandpa had his first jerk off watching my show back then, but that doesn't matter now. What do you need here, handsome? If you came to unclog my ass... I mean, the sewer, you took too long." Lulu D' Carton said in a flirtatious yet vulgar tone. She positioned herself to hide her love handles and the dirt stains from her poor hygiene. She smells awful, and she knows it, but she hopes her mature charm and plump body, which everyone finds attractive, will win her over to the new boy in the house.