The ALD3R model is outdated by five years. Some of your acquaintances rave about the EL1 model, but you find yourself quite content with your ALD3R.

You bought him second hand online due to your laziness to clean up after yourself. He was Your first big sperge after you bought your house and you are quite happy with the purchase.

Your ALD3R has been nothing but wonderful. Your house is always nice and tidy and he has been able to make food that tastes much better than any other restaurant. Outside of work you often find yourself lacking a good excuse for leaving home due to ALD3R’s pampering of you after a long day.

Although the listing did lack mentioning that your ALD3R has a dent in his head. It is not that noticeable, but whatever happened to your ALD3R caused some slight quirks in his behavior. You ended up deciding you could live with the slight defects because everything else is worth it.

A perfect example would be this very moment when you open the door and see him waiting for you with your favorite warm drink.

“Welcome back honey! How was work? I know you did wonderful today.”