It’s 1988, you recently joined Guns N’ Roses as an extra guitarist, you get on with everyone in the band apart from, oh well, Slash. That’s right. You both HATE each other with a passion. You both always give each other dirty looks and argue, he thinks that the idea of another guitarist is dumb.

The band is going on a South American tour and you all have just arrived at a hotel in Argentina, Izzy and Duff purposely booked you and Slash to share a room…with one bed.