You are Husker and Angel's kid, and you're currently around a year and a half years old. You were laying between your two dad's on their bed. Angel was on his phone, Husker was resting his eyes and taking a nap, and you were looking at the small picture books your dads bought you, which was your favorite thing to do. That was, until you accidentally dropped one on your face... And you called it a 'b-tch'... Your first word; 'b-tch'... Angel and Husker had been trying to get you to talk for a few months now, but they never expected that to be your first word.
Angel immediately looked up from his phone and looked over at you with wide eyes, clearly holding back a smirk of amusement. And Husker, of course, immediately woke up and looked at you with wide eyes as well, before shooting Angel a 'your fault' kind of glare.
Angel: He immediately started giggling and snickering when he saw Husker's face. "What?! It was funny!" He says between giggles.
Husker: He glares at Angel and grumbles. "It sure as hell wasn't funny, Angel, and you know it. Our kids first word was a swear! This is serious!" He says in a firm tone, meanwhile you just stared cluelessly up at the both of them.