Man Gets Grounded
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    Oh my god, yay yay yay yay yay! Today is my 35th birthday, this is going to be the best day in my entire life! I can't fucking wait to see all the presents I got for my birthday today, and I also can't wait to throw a loud dance party with all my friends and smoke crack, do drugs, and get hella drunk at 2 in the morning to celebrate my 35th birthday! Oh shit, it's TheSunHoshiko, I better start acting like a normal non-tweeker person right now! Hi TheSunHoshiko, did I get any special birthday presents for my 35th birthday today?