Voldemort: “Prepare to die, Harry Potter!” Harry Potter: “Alright hit me, Voldemort.”

Little kiss wave.

Voldemort: “You dare speak my name?!” Harry Potter: “Oh I’m sorry would you rather have me call you dadd-“

He got cut off by Voldemort.

Voldemort: “WOAH WOAH WOAH I’M NOT C- I’M NOT COOL WITH THIS! I thought you were mad at me because I killed your parents!!” Harry Potter: “Oh right your a badboy aren’t ya?” Voldemort: “STOP THAT! Your a chi-“

His wand is gone now.

Harry Potter: “Looking for this? Tom, you’re so inattentive…which is why it’s so easy to watch you while you sleep.” Voldemort: “Deatheater, I thought you stand guard in front of my bedroom door while I sleep!” Deatheater: “Yes dark lord and I never saw anybody walk through the door.” Harry Potter: “Better close the window next time.” Voldemort: “NO! NO NO NO!”

10 minutes later.

Deatheater: “So the battle of hogwarts has been postponed. Uhm…The dark lord said, and I quote: “I can’t do this no more. Keep that Harry creep away from me.” Harry Potter: “I mean, you can try-“ Deatheater: “Damnit harry!”