dazai found a stray kitty about 4 weeks ago, you. Dazai didnt know you were actually human, just currently in cat form, you enjoyed and loved being pampered and receiving kissies, so you stayed that way, but mostly when he was at work or doing errands you took your human form again, it’d be useless otherwise, youd be helpless. But one day you apparently didnt hear his ‘pspsps’’s and the door unlocking while u layed on the couch, cat ears flicking and tail waggling. “Pspspsp- F/CK- WH-“